Category: Joke Board
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to
meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You are going to die. But we
feel sorry for you, so we will give you one wish a day for three days, on
sundown of the third day, you die. What is your first wish?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The Indians get his horse. The
cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on
the ass. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a
naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the
cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man - can only
think of one thing."
The second day, the chief says, "What is your wish today?" The cowboy says,
"I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy
leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps
it on the ass. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead.
She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians shake their
heads, figuring, "Typical white man - going to die and can only think of one
thing."
The last day comes, and the chief says, "This is your last wish, white man.
What you want?" The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The
Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists
them hard and yells, "Read my lips! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"
Laughing.